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I had so much fun at the beach today 😄

colossal-sweat:

walking out of a bathroom with no hand dryers like

image

153,056 notes   -  6 July 2014


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colorcoded:

Got a little sunburn today


comedycentral:

Click here to watch more of Jordan Klepper and Jessica Williams’s safety tips for college students from last night’s Daily Show.

90,505 notes   -  26 June 2014

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  • me during an exam: lol imma ace dis bitch
  • me during an exam: the fuck did you just say
  • me during an exam: alright focus
  • me during an exam: pffffttt i got this
  • me during an exam: I'M A GENIUS
  • me during an exam: whats 5 x 8
  • me during an exam: lol fuck this
  • me during an exam: be our guest be our guest be our guest put our service to the test
  • me during an exam: oh exam right
  • me during an exam: yeah hear me flip that page
  • me during an exam: i am better than all of you
  • me during an exam: peasants
  • me during an exam: what if everyone can read minds except me
  • me during an exam: i bet theyre all thinking to each other 'dont tell her you can read minds'
  • me during an exam: cough if you can hear me
  • me during an exam: COUGH IF YOU CAN HEAR ME
  • me during an exam: was i doing something
  • me during an exam: right test okay
  • me during an exam: lol i bet i can finish before this bitch
  • me during an exam: did we learn this
  • me during an exam: stop breathing so loud
  • me during an exam: is that really necessary
  • me during an exam: wow that post on tumblr last night is suddenly the funniest thing i have ever seen
  • me during an exam: i will kill all of you
749,992 notes   -  26 June 2014


51,351 notes   -  26 June 2014

metallics:

realizing you’re nobody’s best friend or favourite person is actually so sad

43,371 notes   -  26 June 2014


traumatrae:

I don’t find myself unattractive, but I also don’t find myself attractive.

I feel like I’m just sort of here, not something that really grabs anyone’s attention.
Sort of like a chair.
Or maybe a lamp.

414,393 notes   -  26 June 2014

Fiending for my next tattoo
  -  23 June 2014

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